Chris Bissette

Smooth, not shaken

I've seen reports this week that James Bond's death in No Time To Die is causing problems for the writers of the next film. I thought I'd solve that problem for them.

Here's how you introduce a new Bond.

INT. M'S OFFICE - DAY

*A sharp knock. The door opens and a man in a dark suit enters.*

MAN
Sorry I'm late, ma'am. I'm—

M
Bond. James Bond. Congratulations on your promotion, 007.

*Bond approaches the desk, hesitating slightly.*

BOND
Thank you, ma'am. I have to ask... what happened to my predecessor?

M
He died in the field. Doing his duty.

You have some very big shoes to fill, 007. I trust you won't disappoint.

BOND
No, ma'am. I won't.

#blog #nov25