The Magicians - Lev Grossman (DNF)
Less a review and more of a very quick explanation as to why I abandoned this after a little over 100 pages.
The fact that every female character is introduced with a description of her breasts was incredibly annoying but I was putting up with it because the story is being told from the point of view of a horny teenager. Unfortunately after a quarter of the book it just feels like nothing is happened and doesn't seem to be aiming towards anything. I don't like any of the characters and it's all so derivative of other, better books that I have no desire to keep reading.